“I love the poorly educated.” ~ D. Trump
jobby
joined 9 months ago
Yeah but… are they allowed to have sex with women? Or does it have to be other men?
This is almost as dumb as ‘quidditch’ games.
QUICK! EVERYONE!!! GO ON VACATION TO CANCUN!!!
Broken by design
Oh that’s a bonus feature!
Wow! Cool. Thank you.
TIL
Smoking makes lots of money for the tobacco companies and for governments. Hence not wanting to ban it.
It’s a weird drug of choice; -Super addictive. -Doesn’t really do anything except briefly offset addiction withdrawl symptoms. -Very expensive. -Makes people smell really awful.
Sooooooo, let’s guess who has lots of shares in the industry?
‘Nearly decapitated’ seems a little overblown.
I think just a big wood chipper followed by a mobile reggae sound system bumping up the highway slowly, passing out food, medical supplies and weed to the inhabitants as they go past. Followed an hour later by ANOTHER sound system and several clearly branded flatbed trucks, with happy smiling people throwing candy and chocolate off the back to the re-assembled crowd.
Ain’t nobody stopping that parade.
Perhaps you could buy some new trousers too. Those are badly ripped and too long.