i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm not kidding

"Dogs really are man’s best friend, they know their place, and perform useful functions like biting burglars and chasing balls that you throw for them,” Ryan wrote, according to Bloomberg

CEOs are not human

Homie was trash, glad he's gone lol

Doubt whoever replaces him will be better though

3D Platformers. We get maybe one or two every few years, and most of them are usually pretty short. last big one was probably A Hat in Time. if y'all know more beyond that let me know. just grabbed Koa and the 5 Pirates of Mara.

so desperate for one i'm considering learning how to make 3D games so i can make my own lol

it was my birfday last thursday

i did the lego great wave of kanagawa set

Because laws are for poor people silly goose

i'm pretty sure it exists to make vita fans mad (it's me, i'm vita fans)

lol get fucked

Let's fucking gooooo

more than possibly any other industry, gaming companies don't really see their video games as "art."

nintendo doesn't want you to buy their old games because they want you to buy their new ones. that's all they give a shit about.

the longer you spend time around me the longer you'll find that I can't shut the fuck up about gravity rush 2

does it have flaws? probably. good luck trying to have a conversation with me about them. that game gave me a sense of joy and happiness I have literally been chasing since it came out in 2017.

a fun main character, one of the most unique movement mechanics I've experienced in a game, sick music, all the questions from the original game answered in ways I never would have expected, and an open world that, whilst not very interactive, is so architecturally interesting that I will boot the game up just to fly around and look at stuff to this day as a way to relax.

so yeah you should play Gravity Rush 2. and yes, the Xenoblades are great too, great taste tbh. they're so mechanically crunchy that I can play them for hours

Elon said "come back to the office" girl what office???