That mugshot is hilarious. You just know he was practicing in a mirror looking for something to make him look cool and defiant, and he settles on "toddler intentionally shitting their pants because you told them it's time to get ready for bed" as his preferred expression?

I often see people butcher the setup to this joke by asking about favorite Muppets, which makes absolutely no sense. Why would anyone question if the Count falls into the category of Muppet for the punchline?

To be fair, his nut is radioactive as a human as well according to Spider-Man: Reign. Ended up giving MJ cancer which killed her.

And Agua Fria is in New Mexico. Presumably Texas Red is Texan I guess? Though he's not exactly the hero of the story

I didn't read the sub they'd posted in initially. Was concerned

I don't know, Luthor once stole forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible

I don't watch much Simpsons, but the fact that Bart is just casually a canonical telepath, and that it isn't even a one off thing but has come up multiple times, will sometimes pop into my head and the idea is hilarious.

Maybe John Barron, a totally real vice president of one of Trump's companies, will come out of retirement

I still do, though nearly zero of that is due to virus stuff. I'd say for me it's 95% I'm too lazy to retrain myself to keeping a neutral expression, 4% because hiding my ugly mug seems polite, and 1% sickness reduction ( combination of allergies, flu, covid. Etc)

Don't forget the part of the story where YHWH literally mind controls the pharoah into not letting people go explicitly to have an excuse to do this. "hardened his heart, and the heart of his servants, that I might shew these my signs before him"

There are some bullshit laws making helping people illegal, like I think it's illegal to give food to a homeless person some places. Probably hasn't done that?

To be fair, there's been a site wide spoiler tag for a few years now, but yeah before it was introduced people used NSFW for that if a community didn't allow actual NSFW stuff or whatever