What's bad about Ubuntu? Explain it as you would to a child

I am an NPC and proud of it

Like, you know those rocks that make some kinds of other rocks stick to them? No?.. well those are magnets and then if you spin them around in with metal somehow... Well if you stick some copper in a lemon and then put it on a light bulb, oh right we don't have those yet...

So as a foreigner who has lived in Japan for 15 years, what is Japanese iced coffee, specifically? Really weak instant coffee with coffee cubes mixed in? I'm not trying to be rude I honestly don't know

I hope the nazis do stay out because I was really excited for voat for about a day until it became nazi town