I'm still on Christmas lights

And a podcast listener has chosen to listen

Why are you getting eggs in your ass carton?

Very cool looking graphs but omg I'm having a hard time reading them. I get that it's saying everybody in the US drives and people elsewhere walk and use public transit but... I can't wrap my brain around the figures

Of course senior talent left, that was the point. It was a deliberate move to reduce headcount due to economic headwinds and over hiring. I was one of the people that left for this reason.

Or blue Christmas lights

I want to hear this bird that goes "woo woo Australia"

There's so much going on here I don't even know where to start

It was a blast

Dog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet

No joke, like what the fuck is this? I bought the thing, and you can just disable it ???

Oh I know, I just don't care