randompasta

joined 11 months ago
[–] randompasta 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You ho ho and a bottle of rum!

[–] randompasta 9 points 10 months ago

Linebackers, not guns.

[–] randompasta 3 points 10 months ago (7 children)

No, don't forget elections.

[–] randompasta 1 points 10 months ago

Steal a password and I can change it. Steal your face and listen to the Grateful Dead.

[–] randompasta 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So are Republicans saying that Russia is the bad guy or not?

[–] randompasta 8 points 10 months ago

Saw a hamper and immediately started looking for the cat in the picture. Couldn't find it, read the title. Still wondering why no cat.

[–] randompasta 29 points 10 months ago

Pencilvania

[–] randompasta 11 points 10 months ago

I just saw AJ Croche, son of the late Jim Croche, in concert not long ago. When he introduced the band each of the members had long stories careers. The drummer had something special though. Gary Mallaber played for Kermit the Frog. And is likely the inspiration for Animal in the Muppet band Electric Mayhem. He even kind of looks like Animal.

[–] randompasta 31 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The IRS does have some free options at https://www.irs.gov/filing/free-file-do-your-federal-taxes-for-free as the article mentions, but make sure not to take the bait and switch if you go with one of the companies like TurboTax.

[–] randompasta 47 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A stalker could also check her concert schedule.

[–] randompasta 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Carlson's loyalty to Putin is just an act. He's really there to assassinate Putin on Biden's orders.

[–] randompasta 8 points 10 months ago

That's because white lightning is another name for moonshine. It's what powers her racist rants.

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