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Eldritch blasting the slave owners into the nearest pit

It's funny how Larian Studios has gone through the process of being well-appreciated but coming out with something that blows their past work out of the water so completely that their past success is almost forgotten three times in a row.

When you find one of those people who was psyopped by Pokemon into thinking pigeon (the bird) is spelled with a d, you should always use their confusion to make them spell other animal names wrong too, as a bit. I recommend going with "hegehog" or "wildebeest"

They are just letting him say stuff, huh

I think my biggest change in aesthetic values is that I used to think names having power in a fantasy setting was goofy as hell, but now it feels deeply True like it is just a fantastical version of how the world works

Oh no did they get the other ear?

I like Warhammer stuff but I don't think it is in any meaningful way a satire of fascism, and people insisting that it is harms our ability to be critical about it. I don't think it is purposeful fascist propaganda, but I can definitely see why fascists love it, and our cultural response should be something more than saying "omg can't these people see they are being made fun of" while pumping out games with a fascist aesthetics and adding the seventh judeo-bolshevik plot but real into the universe.

Engelsian distortion of Marx's clear and concise writing style

what these "revolutionaries" don't realize is that the easiest way to get to power is to simply identify with the people already in power

Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color these days, because of convoke

Why are they telling me about a pop star's endorsement in another country's election in the main news broadcast of the day, can't we at least pretend to not be a vassal state?

we really need to kick these proshippers out of the 9/11 fandom, IT IS NOT OKAY TO SHIP EITHER OF THE TWIN TOWERS WITH GEORGE W BUSH