The entire universe is beige

(Says a man facing a beige wall)

Making you feel bad literally affects the way you feel.

Feel cold? Well the solution to that is to just feel warm.

Cat

500 kinds of mangos. 2000 kinds of apples...

Oligarchs discovered that you can achieve more with propaganda. And cheaper.

The rebellious youth got utterly subverted, for example.

(Yes yes, rage on about your gender and haircolor. We'll just keep running the world and squeezing the underclass)

Me.

It's an explosion in my head.

Like this : imagine a sound. For example, a cat meow. Meow meow. You doing that? Are you "hearing" that meow in your "mental sound space"?

Now imagine the sound is 500x louder. And it isn't a meow, its an explosion.

It sounds like the blast of compressed air when you disconnect a compressor fitting.

That's what it's like.

It happens in half-sleep.

I've had big blasts that make me go "woah" a couple times a month since forever. I had a really big blast that made me go "holy shit!" just a couple days ago.

Every year the people who send you bills get together to decide how big a slice of you each of them gets.

Yes, it always adds up to 100%

It seems easily done. The only snag I see is getting poop on the camera. Ideally you'd drill a hole and mount a lens flush. But drilling curved porcelain is a bitch.

Give it a generation, it'll be perfectly normal.

Sauerkraut milkshake

Appalling, yes. But give it a couple generations.

Owning pets, land or house? Eating anything but bugs? Absurd! Who do you think you are, royalty?

I know a guy who looks like that.

He's good at JavaScript.