teamevil

How can a state both be a toilet and have toilets? Also if they are nice because you're comparing them to Oklahoma's rest stop toilets....well that's like being proud of yourself for only giving your partner one black eye instead of two.

-it's all terrible all the way down.

Oh I know it's terrible for so many reasons...for example with if I happened to have the misfortune of living in Missouri and was married with a pregnant wife, she can't divorce me no matter how abusive I am, both emotionally and physically....Now I can't honestly come up with a situation that would warrant forcing anyone to remain in a toxic relationship but my gut tells me living in Missouri is about the dumbest fucking reason to have abuse forced on an individual.

I think it's probably closer to a utility pole

Yeah but every time you get the feet zip tied the wrist one breaks like it's a vaudeville act. Harbor Freight is for amateurs, or folks smart with their money.

I'd suggest his Richard Bachman pen name stuff too.

How close are those branches of that family tree‽

The last album they did was way fuckin heavier than it had any right to be.

Ugh another reason for why Missouri is the worst state

It's rule by the majority with respect for the minority not rule by the minority in the majority just take it.

Edit: at least it's supposed to be

I kinda hate that Bill Hicks could turn this much heel but......well

Alex Jones is really Bill Hicks, who did not die and turned heel for the lolz. It's crazy but an actual conspiracy theory

The lawyer too