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Gators, sharks, snakes, panthers, snapping turtles, wild boar, FloridaMan...

Also, that's like the least insane thing about Florida. They banned open carry in public but allow permit-free(!) concealed carry. Most states allow open carry and require permits for concealed.

photographic evidence

who even cares,..? fukc jeff benzos..... cant belive he jus own the rivers now smh

And I ain't never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

Try squinting. I see white and gold normally but blue and black when I squint.

What's it like to be a fucking moron?

Fuck that. Politicians should fear the people. Bring back the guillotine.

"Violence is never the answer," says country founded through violent revolution.

Lost Cause myth

This is for people who don't want their SO to see Tinder on their statement

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

They do but it's always sold out

The ATF would like to disagree and kill your dog