That sounds like a double entendre

Truly well rounded.

I just realized that's how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he's talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you're excited about something doesn't feel great.

The other takeaway is my wife isn't mean, I just talk a lot.

Worhy

Meth is more dangerous than caffeine

shoots away

Step 0.5: sourcing raw silicon.

Cool!

Never underestimate the value of a good asbestos regimen.

I like how the "don't dead, open inside" at the end just works.

One of those predictive text paragraphs?

I remember seeing this shirt at the mall 20 years ago.

The double take is the meme though…