z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I always used to smoke at work when I worked as a janitor in my 20s. One time my manager grinned at me as I was coming back in from my break and asked if I was feeling tired. I can keep it together, but the droopy eyelids are a dead giveaway lol

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least his eyes point in the same direction

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Hey, you two! Board the plane!

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've noticed the same thing with cool ranch Doritos. A while back they seem to have realized they went too far making them practically naked. They were heavily seasoned for several months but now it seems like the level of seasoning has been creeping down again. No idea why they single out that one flavor. Does it have silver in it, or something?

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Red Hat 6.1, that was my first Linux distro.

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

And so can you

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also fat guy fall, finally.

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

I've been designing CPUs and writing machine code and assembly for the last month and it's been a blast.

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

If sound like friend, why smell like machine??

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

From what I understand, you are always travelling at the speed of light through space/time, but when you move at high speeds through space that shifts the proportion of your speed out of the time dimension. And a photon travels only through space, experiencing no time between the time it was emitted and the time it was absorbed. What I just can't wrap my head around is the concept of travelling at some speed without involving the time dimension at all.

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories

[–] z500@startrek.website 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly doesn't seem too far off from standard Redditese to me

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