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Hot queen conch seeks cool mates: Florida’s new ‘speed dating’ service to save endangered shellfish (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 2 days ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/25281766

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Seinfeld raped those toys because she ate turkey (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by dustyData@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Courtesy of @RaoulDook.

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"How to tell if your toothbrush is being used in a DDoS attack" (www.malwarebytes.com)
submitted 7 months ago by RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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This timeline has gone off the rails.

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"Sometimes you gotta get your shoes dirty when you’re counting turds or something" (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Credited to starman2112 in reference to a vulva shaped coffee cup

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dissociating (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by eldritch_lich@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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I got a brand new sentence as an error message (no googie results) (lemmy.ca)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Maimas2@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-doused-herself-in-diet-mountain-dew-soda-to-erase-dna-after-killing-roommate-in-daytona-beach-police

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White on yellow: not even once. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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smuggling unicorn blood (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Komplekx@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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the government is hiding our colors (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by Arteshi@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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the government is hiding our colors (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by Arteshi@sh.itjust.works to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Whoopi Goldberg plays Diablo? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Rogue_General@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Egg Pins are Triggering (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Rogue_General@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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the world we live in is somehow a dairy farm (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by callmepk@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Dolphin hacking crews sounds awesome (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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That's gotta be the very first time in GTA (media.kbin.social)
submitted 1 year ago by Rogue_General@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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So wholesome tho

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Etymologically suck it (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Rogue_General@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Elon Musk's mother intervenes to stop cage fight (lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz)
submitted 1 year ago by Rogue_General@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Deductible diluted time (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by SuperRyn@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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my brain said this for some reason when i was trying to fall asleep

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Russia faced off against Russia in Russia (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Rogue_General@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Every time Russia needs to be dealt with, Poseidon requires a blood sacrifice (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Rogue_General@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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You know you need that latex pp sock when your children start looking like some hecking animorphs gradient (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Seven@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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Its nice to see "Sublemmies" appearing on the decentranetwork that is supported on spite and spite only (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Seven@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
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I know that it was a bad attempt at a brand new sentence, I am not a lexi-inventor or anything