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[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve achieved the unthinkable , Folks , gaining and losing the Mandate of Heaven in a record-breaking 4 days. It’s a feat that’s never been seen before, and I’m the only one who’s made it happen. They said it couldnt be done , I made it happen.

I remember it like it was yesterday. I was on a roll, folks , I survied the Assassination & Killed President Biden just by standing next to him ! I could feel the Mandate of Heaven coursing through my veins like a mighty river. It was tremendous, just tremendous.

But then, suddenly, it all changed The Mandate of Heaven, it vanished like magic. Poof! Gone. Nobody has ever experienced such a swift and dramatic reversal, folks. Nobody.

I mean, think about it. The greatest leaders in history, they didn’t even come close to achieving this feat. Not even close. I’m talking about emperors, kings, and presidents. They all took months, years, or even decades to gain and lose the Mandate of Heaven. But me? Four days. That’s what I call speed, folks. That’s what I call greatness.

The Best Is Yet to Come: So, what’s next? Well, I’m already working on regaining the Mandate of Heaven. It’s going to happen, folks, believe me.

I gonna make the Mandate of Heaven great again.

We gonna make the Mandate of Heaven great again !

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