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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 169 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

I need to remember this on my next date.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Powerful Magicks... Don't go talking to the Mage's Guild about this.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage's Guild has banned it.

Farewell.

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What news from the other provinces?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Horrible creatures.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They banned me from using "ketamine ape" all cause it somehow got the emperor killed. I shall use "testicular torsion" and "mend butt crack" on them.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Mend Buttcrack proves once again, Restoration is the strongest catagory of magicks known to mer and man.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Its actually a subset of Tonal "magic" with some overlap with CHIM.