Got Played by Shieldtoad in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Choices choices. by Shieldtoad in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Trust exercise by Shieldtoad in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Inspired by Swift Memes by Shieldtoad in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 62 points 4 months ago

Meanwhile in the UK

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He's going to let her finish (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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me_irl by Shieldtoad in c/me_irl@lemmy.ml
puzzling by Shieldtoad in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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This would be a nice temperature for Easter, not for Christmas Eve. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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14°C = 57°F

This ad that says “Wake up! A beach house is not a dream.” by Shieldtoad in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 101 points 6 months ago

They're right, a beach house isn't a dream. It's a nightmare.

Your house will constantly get sand inside. If there is a bit of wind your house gets sandblasted. You can't eat outside or seagulls will steal your food. Walking on sand is more difficult than walking on pavement or grass. You would have to be a madman to go live on a beach.

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Not everybody is welcome in this cat's store (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works to c/animalswithjobs@lemmy.world
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This split sink by Shieldtoad in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 468 points 7 months ago

They are meant to be installed in a corner.

Sniff sniff sniff by Shieldtoad in c/cat@lemmy.world
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 64 points 8 months ago

My cat likes to rub his head on everything I show him.

What are your 'name brand only' items? by Shieldtoad in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 71 points 8 months ago

Tires. Never cheap out on tires.

Anon is going to get himself arrested by Shieldtoad in c/greentext@lemmy.ml
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 65 points 9 months ago

Girls put their wallet in their purse. It's already impossible to find it if a woman asks you to take her wallet out of her purse. There is no way you will get that wallet unnoticed.

That or being relegated to Step-Mom roles by Shieldtoad in c/memes@lemmy.ml
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