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A shoplifter who stole 798 Cadbury's Creme Eggs has been jailed for eight months.

Portsmouth Magistrates' Court heard on Friday that Layton Richards, 29, from Brownlow Close in Portsmouth, had been charged with 24 shoplifting offences.

Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary said he had stolen the chocolate between 6 January and 18 April.

Richards targeted 19 shops across Hampshire, Dorset and West Sussex, and took £3,463.96 worth of produce and products.

Previous Creme Egg theft: Man who stole 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs jailed for 18 months

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Just don't ask where he hid them.

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That sounds like an easy world record to beat.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago
[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Challenge accepted

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

I can boof fifty eggs!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Must be, there's an X-ray and everything so it can't be totally made up by the Sunday Sport.

Although there is also sad news:

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Crocs can smell crème eggs from up to Fifty miles away, sadly.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Seriously. I can only fit 6 and my rectum is cavernous.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What are you suggesting about the fine journalism of the Sunday Sport? That's Britain's last bastion of integrity I'll have you know!

Somebody's internals are gritty alright