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And yet dude bros gobble this shit up (slrpnk.net)

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Honestly I always thought gargling energy drinks after brushing was more of a transfem thing

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah the manly thing these days is to gargle sex dust and deer antler velvet drops

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do I want to know what sex dust is? I'm afraid to ask

[–] AnxiousOtter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's just various bodily fluids from a session of intercourse dried out and crystallized. Kind of looks like chicken stock. It's important not to mix the two up, otherwise you'll end up with a really weird soup.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

What shakes loose when a couch is fucked.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

No, we gargle energy drinks before brushing our teeth, not after