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[–] credo@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Why the fuck do you people think there is an obligation? A) don’t go or b) don’t eat. If you go to a business, you play by their rules.

Buncha fucking children that want everything their way, or they bitch and complain on the internet. Just don’t go and stfu about it?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait'll you find out I also sometimes go in ten or fifteen minutes after the posted showtime so I don't have to watch the ads they got paid to show me before the movie starts.

[–] credo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

What is your point?