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JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She was an alcoholic who bullied and tormented Vance's mother according to the book. But Vance hates his mother, so he loved Mawmaw for abusing his mom