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JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 4 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had the same problem with masturbation. My religion made a big deal over what a sin it was, and we had no sexual education, so literally the only thing I knew was that it meant touching your own genitals, which I did whenever I needed to scratch or adjust myself. It was panic-inducing and miserable.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry you had to go through this. I feel things of this sort pushes more people away from religion. I don't personally find that to be a bad thing, but it seems counter-intuitive to their mission