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Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Assman@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Back in my day there weren't Karens in spandex in the woods. You could actually get some privacy out there.

[โ€“] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Before the spandex Karens there were the camo Carls