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Stocks Plunge As Traders Realize It’s Monday And They Have To Go To Work (www.theonion.com)
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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Ah, the bouquet of sparkling debt—a true delight for the discerning gambler. With bubbles of inflated valuations and a nose of speculative frenzy, it offers thrilling notes of fleeting euphoria and a bold finish that can leave you exhilarated or bankrupt. Remember, only the finest bubbles from structured finance deserve the name. Enjoy responsibly!