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Divided Nation Comes Together To Keep Beach Ball In Air (www.theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

At press time, the ball had reportedly been shot after a Carbondale, IL resident accused the inflated plastic sphere of trespassing on private property.

Ya, that sounds about right. I've been there quite a few times, and that's the vibe I always get from them.

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