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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"You remember what I told you when she first brought you home? Whatever you do to her, I will do to you twice as hard. Now take off those pants."

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

The dad “oh no. She’s pregnant from you already”

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago