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(banjos are actually pretty awesome)

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🏅 #1 RANKED YELLOW APPLE

The Opal apple looks like it shit itself. I apologize for being uncouth but there is no more apt observation. Just look at the top of it. The Opal apple looks like a jaundiced, freckled, unwiped anus. In fact, this may be the ugliest apple of the modern era. That being said, if you’re going to be an ass, you might as well be a good ass. And like a good ass, the Opal apple is exceptionally sweet and juicy. In fact, the complex flavor profile featuring hints of banana, coconut, and pear make this Czech-born, oddly-named monstrosity a delight to consume. And while the outside may be stained with a toddler’s accident, in an ironic twist, the interior of the apple does not brown for quite some time. So I say, if you’re looking to spice up your life with something a little different, close your eyes and eat ass. Who am I to judge?

BONUS POINTS: +2 Taste

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Overall not a great movie, but it has some funny moments. The full thing is on YouTube if you're curious, but honestly just watch clips because the full thing is a waste of time. The concept is a TV channel that's totally uncensored, something that was in itself a funny idea in the 70s.

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If you don't know this YouTube channel, you should. So many funny letters.

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
 
 

Found a “class” on YouTube and this was some of many sentences in the lesson.

Edit: To save a click to imgur they slides say (both in English and Spanish):

  • "If you think education is expensive, wait till you see what ignorance costs you."
  • "The fact (that) nowadays fewer men smoke is a headache for the Chinese tobacco industry"
  • "If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it"
  • "The old cottage had only one bed, so we all took turns sleeping in it."
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