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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why would you need to take it every morning

Because, like many women, if I don't, I'll just bleed to death. Which, while extremely metal, is a real rough way to die.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And your out-of-control uterus might cause polyps growth and scar tissue on other internal organs adjacent to it and damage everything, including itself!

Which is how I personally justify being a birth control-consuming whore.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Damn whores and their

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