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I pouches the wrong day to quit huffing glue.

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

starts cutting out felt goatees

I was literally coming in to say I've only ever seen awful stuff happen at Denny's. I, too, have only been to those a few times in my life but that crowd is...

I'm just putting this out there.

If I was married to a man, and we were about to divorce, I would 100% be willing to go along with him faking his death so I could collect his life insurance, and then I'd split it with him 50/50.

Single language made me lol.

Sure, most signs have English on them... but that's it.

Can't wait to see him among the bushes.

My godson is low to mid functioning and people like the one you're replying to don't realize that they're playing into the hands of people who want to cut help and financial aid for autism as a disability. "It's not really a disability" is extremely harmful.

But also I think society has done a great harm in hiding the most disabled among us. People hear autism and think some asshole on TV who plays as a savant. They don't think of the 17-year-old man who can't use the restroom and can only eat two food types despite years of therapy, who becomes violent if he can't watch YouTube on demand.

I'm playing a video game lately that allows you to stop time, and I keep thinking, the first thing I'd do is relax. Downtime (time where you're forced to be unproductive) and downtime (time where you're fine but have no need to be productive) are two very different things.

Do not gather a group of like-minded people and go together.

She needed just one good screw.

"A comical arrest of a gentleman" is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.