A cabinet sized mainframe running SunOS, OS/2 Warp or any other esoteric OS
Linux anything
A PC running a version of windows older than ME that is somehow perpetually stable
A hackintosh
A glowing orb that somehow manages to run a JVM

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don’t forget the downsides though.

SunOS can be greatly affected by celestial powers
Linux requires learning various tongues, some old, and some that change during the speaking of them
This windows PC is indeed stable but only if it is left alone and isn’t in any way made to journey outside its home.
The hackintosh is literally begging for Dark forces to cast spells of binding on you. Use, but do so quietly and at your own risk.
That glowing orb only works as long as The Oracle grants you leave to use it though.