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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m eating this onion willingly. That shit probably happened unless proven otherwise.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago

So much ketchup on walls