this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
599 points (97.8% liked)

Funny: Home of the Haha

5393 readers
1858 users here now

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He believes in taking care of himself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if his face is a little puffy he'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. He can do 1000 now. After he removes the ice pack he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then he applies an herb-mint facial mask which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always uses an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[–] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Then after spending two hours on his morning routine he shows up to the office, browses Twitter all day, and leaves early for a "business dinner". Then he claims that he works sixteen hour days.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just the average day in the 80s stock market