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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

”Dad, it’s me— Eric…”

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

JD actually looks more like Don jr

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

JD actually looks almost exactly like John Wayne Gacy

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I knew that turd gobbler looked familiar!

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 2 points 4 months ago

"you're not my goddamn son JD, you're getting really weird about this"