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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon rides a bike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

simply drink gas

No, drink diesel - more calories per gallon, even though it costs more per gallon, too. The calorie difference is more than enough to offset the cost difference.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

drink diesel ? I thought the obvious conclusion was to fill up my tank with rice