Greentext

4452 readers

570 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

993

Anon wants to play a game (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 months ago by MacNCheezus to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

137 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Gun, ammunition, balaclava

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Gun ammunition, baklava

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Last meal

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Hmmm, a baklava gun.
Now I want some of that sweet full-auto pastry goodness.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This depends on the color of your skin. Anything darker than a farmer's tan and she's probably calling her manager over, but otherwise she probably won't bat an eye.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago

Here, terrorists in balaclavas are stereotypically white

[–] Fullyloadedsnowflake@lazysoci.al 0 points 3 months ago

You ain't never been hunting have you