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Alternatively:
Would it be incest or masturbation?
Philosophers will ponder this for generations to come.
It would be deeply frustrating as every time you'd thrust, you'd move away from yourself.
That won't stop me from finding this porn on Paheal.
winsturbation
...you're going to need a reallly narrow hallway to pull that off and the rhythm would be 100% self-defeating...
Step 1: Place blue portal directly behind yourself.
Step 2: Place orange portal to your side.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Awkward hospital visit