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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I rented a bunch of cute animals for my upcoming birthday (small pigs, goats, rabbits, etc.)

I'm like 99% certain the people think it's for a children's birthday party...

...but it isn't, I'm in my 40s and it's going to be awesome.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Happy early birthday! I hope it's a blast.