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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Humans are bi-pedal animals who walk extensively over long distances. However our feet are soft and not well suited to the task. However dogs, monkeys, and other animals have paws that serve as shoes to protect the feet.

No other mammal has such unprotected - but we are known for walking the farthest distances / nomadic behavior. Is this a joke?

I want paw feet instead of shoes.

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well your first problem is using Google.

Gotta use Duck Duck Go + Tor + VPN on a burner phone you can yeet into the middle of international waters when you're done. Make sure to sink the boat while you're there, too. That way, under international law, nobody owns it.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd recommend a Boeing spacecraft instead, ocean is still reachable by commoners.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

If you take a Boeing spacecraft, you risk ending up in the ocean anyway.