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I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it? (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah, gotcha. No, I know more Muslims than Mormons.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ok... so where do you meet around 20 Mormons but even more Muslims?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

Waiting in line at your mom's house.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sure buddy, like your old muslim girlfriend from canada in the 80s. we get ya.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

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