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HGTV Not Fucking Around With Show Called ‘Straight White Gentrifiers’ (theonion.com)
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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This kindergarten teacher and her spouse who sells crystals on Etsy are looking to upgrade from their quiet 1 bed 1 bath town home. They want a 3 bedroom 2 bath near downtown. They have very limited budget of only 750k firm. Can our straight white gentrifiers find them their dream home on such a tight budget? Stay tuned