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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 248 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It’s completely wild that people drink cow hormone juice and then think that soy is affecting their hormones.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not conservatives, regressives.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Definitionally identical

[–] starman@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So conservatives are not people, or I misinterpreted your comment?

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not people [in general], [but specifically] conservatives

[–] starman@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

That makes sense

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's completely wild that... Husbandry exists? That we eat other animals? That we rot liquid food to drink it? That we use bacteria to curdle milk?

Hot bean juice!

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm on your level. People get really weird about milk despite the fact that the majority of people consume animal flesh on a daily basis. Milk is way low on the weird food scale.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

We've been eating animals a few million years longer than drinking their milk. (Lactose intolerance is far more common than generally thought.)

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Take another look at your map there, because it backs me up.

Here's another, lactose Tolerance (notice Tolerance with a T) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance#/media/File:Lactose_tolerance_in_the_Old_World.svg It shows pretty much only Northern European heritage, iffy if you're southern European, and pretty much everyone is out of luck.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... I'm aware. I linked the map lol.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You said if you're Asian. It's not only if you're Asian.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... I'm aware... I linked the map lol.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sigh this will be my last attempt at explaining.

When you say "... If you're asian lol." you are saying that you are lactose intolerant ONLY if you are Asian. And you are saying that everyone that is not Asian is lactose Tolerant. That is how "... If you're asian lol." is read and understood by 99.999999999% of people (everyone except you it seems).

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's my thanks for trying to explain things to you huh.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

You're more like the dude who's telling someone with a bullet wound to head that they need to see the doctor while they're at the hospital.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Your comparison is stupid.

@idiomaddict talks about cow milk and soy milk, yet you go on a rant about how "cOw MiLk iS nOrMaL?!!".

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s completely wild that people drink cow hormone juice

Yeah.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

It's not that wild lol