starman2112

joined 1 year ago
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 25 minutes ago

Would mobile data work? Websites always think I'm in Colorado

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 30 minutes ago

I have in the past, but at this point I need my money more than they do, and even if I get a job where it becomes financially possible to donate, there are other organizations that need it more than Wikipedia

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

Yes, by convincing a bunch of conservatives to kill themselves with listeria thus driving the population of America quickly to the left

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

On the one hand, a lot of people would die really horrible deaths. On the other hand, it would be really funny watching a Fox News host try and deal with a nuclear war on his first day in charge of the DOD

Imagine how Kennedy Jr. would advise us on treating radiation sickness

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

White, duh. Has the most lead in it so it tastes the sweetest

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Mint, because it seems like the easiest OS for someone who doesn't know wtf a flatpak is

The other hard drive has Windows, because Fusion360 doesn't work on Linux. Hey Autodesk, can you hear me? Make it happen please

Made all the easier by the owner of midwest.social

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

🔴👈 Keeping myself calm by thinking of how funny it's gonna be when a bunch of conservatives who decided to drink listeria die of listeria

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

The techbrocalypse is a woefully underexplored dystopian future setting

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Huh. I didn't really think through what the tone would actually be, I just assumed it was the same as Tokyo's power grid. I put on a sample of the power grid noise from the show, and held my headphones up to my phone's mic to get a peek at the spectrogram:

Buncha spikes at every multiple of 120, fading out around 1560hz

Interesting note, the very faint lone 120hz spike is just the ambient noise of my room, when I'm not holding my headphones up to the mic. New canon fact: SEL takes place in an alternate timeline where Tokyo (if not all of Eastern Japan) got 60hz power

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

This guide should help

https://github.com/KobeW50/ReVanced-Documentation/blob/main/Reddit-Client-ID-Guide.md

It might seem daunting depending on your experience with computers, but the guide was good enough for my tech-illiterate ass

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

~~50hz~~ 120hz is such a soothing tone

 
 

radishnt

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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mothman-misato

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

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boimgfrog

Radish. Answer the question radish.

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radishnt

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason

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boimgfrog

#u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

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catsnraincoats

[ID: Tags reading "u think i have the patience to boil water wtf?????" /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

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boimgfrog

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

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catsnraincoats

Its takes less than a minute

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boimgfrog

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

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catsnraincoats

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

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boimgfrog

Like seven minutes

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catsnraincoats

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes... less than that is u use a saucepan...

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boimgfrog

Crying you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

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pidoop

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

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silverjirachi

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

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wizardlyghost

(Enter RADISHN'T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

RADISHN'T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

RADISHN'T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

Without the guide of others I assumed

That heat was merely added for the sake

Of expediting this solution's brewing!

Half a decade I have spent, or more,

Not questioning this worldview I had made.

In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

Might have a patience of sufficient stock

To wait until a pot of water boils.

FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

The microwave will beep when it is done!

CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

That I have not the patience, like our Root,

To boil upon the stove our favour'd drink?

CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

FROG: On what plate?

Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

Of boiling but a single cup alone?

FROG: In minutes?

CATS'N: Yes!

FROG: I counted seven, once.

CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

If on a middle heat you place the cup

You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

Or even less, if you should have a pot.

FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

You place upon the iron stove a mug?

A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

How do these flames, though medium in height,

Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

KING: Ev'ry single person in this group

must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

 
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