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They had a vegan omelette MRE… i was dared to try it during war games. It looked like snot, it had the texture of snot, and it tastes like salty snot. I used the heater, so it was warm salty snot. They had stopped putting the little Tabasco bottles in them and boy did i miss it. I don’t think i could finish it. I remember eating a lot of apples on that excursion.