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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

who was your favorite ninja turtle? mine was donatello because the staff was the best weapon

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

I'm with you, except I think the Turtle Van was the best weapon. Followed closely by the Turtle Blimp.

This is the most intelligent and informed conversation I've had in the context of TFG all year, by the way.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Mine was Rafael because he was the biggest asshole.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Neerrrrddd

Michelangelo all the way baby. (I most identify with donation though, but Leonardo was the best, and aptly named after the best of the sources)