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Elon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chips
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2024
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Yeah that's not going to happen.
We can dream
Not if that brain chip malfunctions.
How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now?
Stay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good.
How crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that's why he's so bat shit now?
Did kanye west get one too?
He absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy