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[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

I’m stealing both of these.

Also trying to workshop::

Oh they don’t have them on your planet?

[–] bender223 20 points 2 months ago (6 children)

how about, "a person who doesn't want to have sex with you."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (5 children)

That doesn't work. I'm sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.

[–] TheWorldRolledMe@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What about 'I'll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight'?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Better: "I'll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight."

[–] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Nailed it 😎

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you flyingSquid. Perfect.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Puerile, but it's well catered to the audience.

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