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Anon talks to their cats (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You've not heard of the bearded lady?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I have. I was just posting the gif of the rest of that video because the entire thing makes me die laughing every time. The tone of that old man's voice as he questions all of reality is truly something.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have not heard of anything you two funny kids are talking about.

… source?

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Looks like you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000. It’s an old Vine.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well now I just have more questions.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's a clip from a mcjuggernuggets video lol

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

It’s funny. I like it.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Google daddy chill vine know your meme

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna screenshot this nonsense and send it to the White House in 60s at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

They'd nuke Earth instantly, get Fallout IRL going.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

I spent some cool years on the internet being uncool, thinking I was too cool for internet shit.

(I mean, I was also deeply depressed, heavily traumatized, and unable to function beyond work and escapism for basically the entire period Vine existed.)