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Anon talks to their cats (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MacStache@programming.dev 63 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get it. How did the cat know how to open the door?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How would a cat even know what a knitting needle was? Yarn is not for knitting in their world.

[–] MacStache@programming.dev 14 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe it was a knittycat? This post raises a lot of questions.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's the thing they need to remove from the ball of yarn to use it as intended, otherwise it just doesn't roll right.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Evolution, duh