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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Been meaning to add a Google Home routine that turns EVERYTHING on at once.

"Hey Google. House party protocol."

STUN

Damn, that made me think of a use for my ceiling-mount strobe and "AHHOOGAH" horn. What shall I do tonight?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And all the power supplies charging up at the same time trips your breaker and the whole house goes dark and takes out your security system lmao.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Dark works too, you know the layout better than the intruder

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bump into shit with the lights on, turning them off is not going to make that better.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Perfect time for the cat to trip me -_-

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Smoke machine hidden in the vents