Stir a lil adderal in there for me too home!

The front fell off

Black eyes: Lie still and wait for the alien abduction to end.

"Im sorry but we aren't accepting applications for the position of President at this time."

"Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?"

"No."

"Oh. Okay."

He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.

It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like "No thank you."

Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.

God damn it, Jiaan Yang!

Wealth crimes

When I was a kid we had a future to look forward to

Wooden heat shields on spaceships.

He said he wants you to clear something from the rotors.

No he's just gone to the store for cigarettes.

Thanks, Margot Robbie. You are a pillor of Lemmy society!