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[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could you please start a job at Nestle, Microsoft, BP, Raytheon? Either would be fine, but you need to weaponize your god level incompetence for a good cause.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it's not because I never got my golden parachute.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.

Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!